Con Law prof on why he didn't bring us Halloween candy:
"If I give candy out, it's like I get a bunch of crackheads talking about the 1st Amendment: [in a high voice] 'I love freedom of speech!'"
Also, his advice on this stressful period before finals, which I'd like to share with my fellow blawgers who are feelin the heat:
"If you find that you can't talk to anyone because you're too stressed out...like if someone says 'Good morning' and you're like 'Shut the hell up!'...or if you're too busy to eat cereal...go out and do something for yourself. See a movie, go for a walk. Do normal adult things and get away for a minute."